Papyrus

PAPYRUS HAS FOUND TRACES OF THE SHIP, "FONTCEST", IN THIS PAGE. HE HAS PURGED IT OF ITS SINS.

PAPYRUS IS THE BEST SKELETON EVER, AS NOTED BY THE FILTHY VERSION OF THE PAGE. THAT IS THE ONLY THING THE PAGE HAS GOTTEN RIGHT.

APPEARANCE

PAPYRUS IS A COOL SKELETON WITH AN ORANGE SCARF WHICH MAKES HIM LOOK LIKE AN ADVERERNTU * it really does. (SANS! PUT THE "RER" BACK THIS INSTANT!) * ok. (NO! BACK TO THE "ADVENTU"!) * ok. (ARGH!)

BENEATH THE SCARF, HE HOLDS A CHEST-PLATE MADE FROM ONLY THE FINEST SILICONS, WITH TWO COOL MTT-BRAND ARMSKETBALLS SIMILARLY COATED IN THE SAME MATERIAL ON HIS SHOULDERS. HIS CHEST PLATE CARRIES THE SYMBOL OF THE "STARMEN" FROM HIS CHILDHOOD FAVORITE GAME, "EARTHBOUND"! BENEATH THAT IS HIS ORANGE GLOVES, AND HIS BLUE CHASSIS TO HOLD ALL HIS SUPPLETIES!

BENEATH THAT STILL, HE HAS ORANGE BOOTS! THESE BOOTS, HAVE BLACK LINES ON THEM!

PERSONALITY

* he's got quite the personality.

SANS! THAT'S NO WAY TO WRITE AN ARTICLE!

* why not?